Dear Dave

Wednesday 24 March 2010

Mirror, mirror, on the wall...

Dear Dave,

Being a housedad doesn't bring fame, fortune or exotic trips. It's not really something to enter into for the pension plan or the lengthy holidays. It's mainly an efficient way to combine receiving hugs and playing with cool toys while catching a cold.

Adulation and praise from my children is always a bonus, however. It was wonderful yesterday when Marie came out of school full of smiles and delighted to see me. She climbed onto my lap as I sat on a bench and she told me about her day and how much she loves me. Then she danced off happily to play while we waited for Lewis.

When she returned, I was rubbing my eyes. "You look like a goblin without your glasses on," she said.

I put them back into place. "So I look better like this?"

She screwed up her face and stared at me intently. "Yes... but you still look a bit like a goblin."

"Oh, cheers. In what way?"

"Your nose... It's very big."

Before I could respond, she went into a meltdown because her backpack was suddenly too heavy and she didn't want to carry it home. My little princess had returned to normal service. She probably coughed on me as well.

Never mind. The pleasantness was nice while it lasted. Nonetheless, if she's not careful, she's going to end up relocated to a deep, dark forest with a new career as scullery maid to seven diminutive miners...

That'll teach her.

Yours in a woman's world,



JenK said...

At least she's still willing to be seen in public with you. Another couple of years and she'll be walking half a block ahead of you, pretending you don't exist.

Or maybe that's just my kids. They have mentioned my crazy hair once or twice. Ah well- you deal with what life hands you. Life has handed me crazy curls. My children will have to accept that.

DadsDinner said...

In my case, genetics will mean that I'll probably have the last laugh.

Little does the poor girl know that the small nose she has at the moment is in fact a big nose which hasn't grown yet.

Mwa, ha, ha!